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So, there are 2 muffins in the oven. The one on the right says, "Boy is it hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Cow! A talking muffin!!!"

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So a grasshopper jumps up onto the bar. The bartender says to the grasshopper, "Hey, you are famous around here." The grasshopper asks why. Bartender says, "Because we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Kenneth?"